Posted by: Johnny Loftus on March 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm
It’s all movies all the time this week in Late Night TV Junkie. Catch most of all four by playing the caroms off the commercial break rims.
Zoolander (12:30am, TBS)
Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.
Toxic Avenger (1:30am, G4)The enduring Troma Studios classic just jiggles with 1980s cheeze, terrifyingly broad slapstick, and adoration for New Jersey. And remember when toxic waste was the ultimate boogeyman? Just ask this guy.
Universal Soldier (1:00am, Spike)
Roland Emmerich-directed action/sci-fi clunker meant to capitalize on the Terminator craze. Fails at that, but succeeds at splitting the difference on bad action hero accents. Van Damme! Lundgren! Repressed memories! Required viewing for anyone looking forward to Sly Stallone’s Expendables.
Next of Kin (2:00am, TNT)
Dirty Dancing, Steel Dawn, Road House, Ghost, Point Break: From 1987 to 1991, The Swayze did no wrong. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. Next of Kin was his immediate House follow-up, and it’s perfect for viewing by the light of the microwave. Liam Neeson’s name is Briar, he’s The Swayze’s Kentucky hill country brother, and I think at some point he blows away some Chicago street toughs with a musket. Plus: Bill Paxton.
Tags: Billy Zane, Mugatu, Patrick Swayze, Toxic Avenger, Troma, Universal Soldier, Zoolander
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