Posted by: Martin Stett on August 11, 2008 at 1:19 pm
There is a rumor going round that Pablo Escobar watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 3,412 times while preparing for his amazing career in murder and drugs. It seems he also had a secret plan to grow Umpa Lumpas out of cocaine. That dude was a mad genius.
– Martin Stett was dosed by /FILM
Tags: cocaine, Drugs, Gene Wilder, Golden Ticket, Pablo Escobar, Willy Wonka
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