Posted by: Ryan Allen on April 7, 2008 at 3:00 pm

>>> When we asked you guys for input on our Readers Survey last week, one of the best comments was this: “More coverage of Charlton Heston! I’m fucking serious. This guy is a legend. You better feature him next week! He is going to die soon!” So, uh, here you go, dude! (via MSN.com)
>>> The second leg of Radiohead’s boner-inducing US tour has just been announced. Click here for the dates. (via Pitchfork)
>>> Speaking of Radiohead, have you ever wondered what it’d be like to watch a scraggled Thom Yorke bounce around looking like a possessed troll, playing the drums? Now you can. Check that and other awesome shit out (including bits on Liars, Man Man, the Pixies, and Jay Reatard) via Pitchfork TV, which was launched today.
>>> You could be a creepy hippy wearing a women’s shirt, and announce your festival lineup like this. Or, you could be like the geniuses over at the Austin City Limits Festival (which takes place September 26-28) and actually come up with a pretty rad way to unveil your lineup. Click here to see what we’re talking about. (via Gorilla Vs Bear)
>>> DirecTV is set to premiere “Supreme Court of Comedy,” a “The People’s Court”-esque show where washed-up comedians — like Sinbad and Tom Arnold — act as lawyers arguing the cases of fucked-up Americans. We’re hoping they can draft Pauly Shore to finally put an end to that “weezing the juice” scandal. (via CNN.com)
>>> And finally, in total douche-bag news, MTV points to an April Fools Day joke played by the blog Charlatantric. The pranksters posted a fake leak for the new Death Cab for Cutie album, Narrow Stairs, by featuring songs by a similarly minded German band called Velveteen. They are not douche-bags for doing this, but you are a douche-bag if you believed it.
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[tags]Charlton Heston, Radiohead, Sinbad, Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore, Death Cab for Cutie[/tags]




